Cawley-Armstrong

Kevin Cawley has been chosen to portray Lance Armstrong in the movie about his remarkable story from cancer to Tour de France champion.  He will ascend mountains a little slower than Lance, but he is "larger than life" nonetheless and is a perfect fit for the role.

"Kevin can't fit into my shoes, but like me he is all heart.  I'm glad my life will be forever remembered through the unmistakable presence of this talented young man."
- Lance

Looking forward to it Kevin. 

(HT: Joe Thorn)

Comments

[Joe Thorn]

Kevin, what will your rubber bracelets say?

[M. Daling]

My question is, will Kevin do time trials while wearing his flip-flops?

[K. Cawley]

As of this morning, the billboards will read, "Just Wait Till You See The Snacks He Pulls From His Jersey"-- beyond that, you'll have to speak with my agent...

[Steve McCoy]

Kevin, Butterfingers are great for a mid-ride boost, as is Yoo-Hoo.

[B. Duininck]

don't know about kevin, but if i were so lucky to portray lance i'd take advantage of those food pouches on the back of jersey and stuff a bag of player's light rollers in there. i mean, seriously, the movie needs to portray how "this man effortlessly destroyed his competition." what better way to do that than pulling over on the side of the road and taking the time to roll some cigs?