Technorati Mini

Do you obsess over who is linking to you and wish you could know as soon as possible?  Well someone is always willing to do the work to feed your obsession.  Enjoy Technorati Mini which updates every 60 seconds automatically.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Technorati Mini may be habit-forming. Do not operate a motorized vehicle while using Technorati Mini. May cause excitement and/or nostalgia for Web 1.0. Minors should discuss using Technorati Mini with their parents. Technorati Mini may annoy popup-blockers. Do not taunt Technorati Mini.

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[James Paul]

FULL LEGAL DISCLAIMER:

Technorati Mini may be habit-forming. Do not operate a motorized vehicle while using Technorati Mini. May cause excitement and/or nostalgia for Web 1.0. Minors should discuss using Technorati Mini with their parents. Technorati Mini may annoy popup-blockers. Do not taunt Technorati Mini.

Pregnant women, the elderly and bloggers under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Technorati Mini. Technorati Mini may anonymously call visitors to your site pretending to be Sufjan Stevens. Technorati Mini contains a digital core, which, if exposed due to rapture, should not be downloaded, emailed, or looked at. Do not use Technorati Mini while listening to John Piper laughing.

Discontinue use of Technorati Mini if any of the following occurs:

Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
Man crushes

If Technorati Mini begins to crash, run away. Seek shelter and cover head. Technorati Mini may leave a permanent visual impression on your cornea.When not in use, Technorati Mini should be returned to its digital habitat...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Technorati Mini, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Man Crush Enterprises, of all liability.

Programming of Technorati Mini includes an unknown Emergent "code" beamed to earth, presumably from outer space. Technorati Mini is being used by our troops in Iraq and was just dispatched via virus email to terrorists everywhere.

Technorati Mini comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Technorati Mini

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

[Dan]

I got one of Technorati's product last year for Christmas, it was Happy Fun Ball! Except no substitutes indeed.