"I'm Not Going to Pee Sitting Down"

Man, this is funny. I need to go KJV because it's way funnier than all the Bibles translated by dudes who sit and pee. (via Trevin)

Comments

[matthewsmith]

The part about Germany is true! Wow!

[Murray]

I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself ... until I realized I was sitting down!!!

[Josh Montague]

There's the last minute sermon illustration I've been looking for!

[Mike V]

Makes me want to go to church :-)

It's too bad there's video, before the video hit the web there had only been the 4 members of his congregation that were exposed to his great impartation of KJV only wisdom.

Do we wonder why people hate the church?

[Joe Thorn]

Larry David: I pee sitting down.

Jeff Greene: You pee sitting down?

Larry David: Yeah! Have you ever tried it?

Jeff Greene: No!

Larry David: It's more comfortable. When you get up during the night you don't have to turn on the light and wake up, and you get to read.

Jeff Greene: What are you reading?

Larry David: I'm reading a lot of stuff.

Jeff Greene: What stuff?

Larry David: If I peed twenty times during a day I can get through a whole New York Times for god's sake!

Jeff Greene: Twenty times?

Larry David: Yeah! Hey buddy, when you're peeing all over your shoe, I'm learnin' somethin'!

Jeff Greene: What makes you think I'm peeing all over my shoe while you're learnin' somethin'?

[Rob Edwards]

This guy's got issues.

[Scott]

Does the rest of this series have to do with other bodily, restroom oriented functions? As I watched this all I could say was "holy crap!"

[Dan]

Driscoll would love this guy.

[Gary]

That is unbelievable - but I know "Preachers" like that. I know those who would "amen" the guy. Does he stand in the midst of a BM to avoid endorsing the NIV or NKJV?

[zach harrod]

WOW! I couldn't believe that as I watched it. Unreal. I live in Europe and I've never seen the signs this man speaks of! In fact, just south of Germany, Czech, men peeing standing up in public actually against the wall is somewhat common! I think that would be a more literal interpretation of this text! But alas, this man would never go that far!

[richard howard]

I have heard a lot in my day and read even more but this one takes the award. Someone ought to send it in to funniest video's. If ever there were an example of pissing against the wall this is it. Me I piss, pee, urinate, make water, let me see let us go further since this is no holes or is that holds barred, drain the old lizard,see a man about a dog, make,make water,micturate,pass water, pee-pee,piddle,rleive myself,take a leak, (seems to me that one should be leave a leak not take one but hey I piss against the wall I'm a man)wee,wee,choke the chicken (yes I am aware of other meanings but do not have them in mind here)and there are many many more to choose from. Please tell me this man is kidding. I mean there are those of us who like to get two jobs done at once. Now in first place our pisser could use a good reading of any of the good books out there on slang and its origins and reasons for use. But maybe I could be wrong and this is just a nother case of Baalams donkey speaking (please check KJV on that one)
I am sorry I find this funny only in the fact that it is so blantantly rediculous. Indeed he has given us a fine example of pissing against the wall. Perhaps there are two separate walls a wailing wall and a wall to piss against.
Does pissing against a wall or siting to pee make me a feminine species, does it somehow mean I am not one of Gods children because in one verse we find such out of conntext folly, excuse me six verses. I happen to love the KJV though I do not use it exclusively, but I do know this is why those sit down pissers laugh at those of us who carry that venerable old bible. Good enough for Paul good enough for mel.
One think I do know it is most likely ones safest course of action to piss standing up in most modern day johns. Woman should stand as well unless they are fearless. I guess it depends on the city.
Beautiful exampleof eisegesis and a fine stream of piss against his wall. Congrats on making KJV upholders look even more life fools. Three cheers piss piss puree,piss,piss,puree, piss piss puree. Now I think I will go pop a squat. Ah the wonders of translation and modern languag. rich

but what do I know I pee sitting down but then I am disabled and all. Later all you fellow squater.

[Luke]

the funniest part about this to me is that he is the one who posted it. pastor anderson's youtube page is filled with more treasures like this. http://www.youtube.com/user/sanderson1611

[Darren Larson]

Have you asked Justin if he and the guys over at Crossway peed sitting down during ESV production?

[Alan Cross]

That was great! After we root out all the Calvinists, we can go after the seated pee-ers. That is what is wrong with America, after all!

[eric Blauer]

Sitzpinklers!!!!

[real live preacher]

Absolutely a riot. Also the worst sermon I've ever heard with the worst Biblical scholarship. Unbelievable. Going to link to this at Real Live Preacher and give you credit.

[Kevin]

So what about when we're doing "number 2?" Do we stop and stand up . . . well, time to go back to my effeminate NASB.

[Sean LeRoy]

he doth violence to thy text, LORD...er, uh...I mean Jehovah.

[Mark Goodyear]

In a meeting this morning, we brought up your blog as an example of a writer for thehighcalling.org who also blogs. I saw this headline and scrolled back up quickly. You just never know.

Then in the secrecy of my own office, I watched in horror. I went to churches like this growing up. Never heard this stuff from the pulpit, but I got it in bible class all the time. ALF, the alien muppet, was satanic. So was Hotel California and pretty much anything else that a young person might find enjoyable.

For all that, we peed like regular folks.

[CM]

I wonder what he thinks about how the KJV skirts around the issue in Deut. 25:11.

The NKJV doesn't soften (sorry) that one up any ....

[David]

This is really sad... if you check out the other videos you cannot help but feel pity for him and for the comments that people placed about "this being excellent Bible preaching". Wow... simply sad, really sad. This is what happens when the word of God is divorced from compassion and love and taken in isolation of the greater context of scripture.

[Bobby Gilles]

Wow. Just simply ... wow.

[Jonathan Moorhead]

That's too funny. I wonder what school (preaching lab) he was preaching at?

[Al Eluia]

Stand up, stand up for Jesus . . .

[68guns]

haha...

Al Eluia
That is so funny.

the comments here are absolutely priceless!!

Post of the year!