The SBC Voices blog madness game is over on Monday night and I'm losing. Yes, losing. Tom Ascol's blog has pulled into a solid lead. You may know Tom as the guy who leads Founders Ministries. I know him as a friend, and I would gladly lose to his site without a fight...normally. But Tom has called me out, made fun of me and my best friend (no one makes fun of Joe's sports ignorance but me!), and it's time to show Tom the door. GO VOTE NOW!
Here are a few reasons to vote for Reformissionary and not Tom Ascol...
1. Tom Ascol has bad hair, less hair. The Reformissionary has good hair, more hair. The difference.
2. The $50 gift certificate to Amazon.com won't help Tom much because I don't think they carry many "Large Print" books for "older" eyes.
3. Tom decided to "reject my shot" through the magic of photoshop. That was smart since that's the only way he could reject my shot.
4. This is an ACTUAL PHOTO of my last one-on-one game with Tom. Consider Tom posterized...
Talking trash about our homeboy? Well, those tattoos of yours can't compare to the muscles that our boy has (like you said - this is an ACTUAL PHOTO)! As a matter of fact, it appears like he is ready to toss you WITH the ball into the basket (see the terrified look in your eyes?)!
If you remember, Bluto always thought he had the upperhand, but it was always Popeye who ruled the day.
Sorry, but I think you're going DOWN!
Posted by: Karin | 04/05/2008 at 01:02 PM
Hate to say it, Tom's spankin' ya.
Posted by: scott | 04/05/2008 at 03:00 PM
You better not take Tom on in arm wrestling. He looks like he's got some guns!
"Vote for Steve: $50 will get him a I heart Tim Keller tattoed on his manly chest."
Posted by: Timmy Brister | 04/05/2008 at 03:10 PM
Dude,
This is SOOOO sad.
Some of us (those who are losing) are disappointed in this display of foolishness.
Ed
Posted by: Ed Stetzer | 04/05/2008 at 04:38 PM
I am glad you posted that photo. It depicts one of the many assists I have had to give you so you could reach the basket. I am always glad to give you a hand.
Posted by: tom | 04/05/2008 at 07:30 PM
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Posted by: kschaub | 04/06/2008 at 04:41 PM
Love the tats. Keepin' it real like any self respecting playa from rural Illinois should. Were you Milli or Vanilli?
Posted by: K Mack | 04/06/2008 at 08:23 PM
You didn't say anything about having to vote against my man Ed Stetzer! You're winning now by the way.
Posted by: Frank | 04/07/2008 at 10:18 AM